Liz!

Simple, classy cover. So, she's Liz...who? Let's check the back.

Ok, so she's Liz...uhhh... No liner notes, either. 

Does anyone know her full name?

I imagine "I Just Came to Praise the Lord" to the tune of "I Just Called to Say I Love You." Heh heh. Oh, and "I Should Have Been Crucified"? Yikes, what did she do?! ;)