Retire on $30,000 a year?

Not nowadays! :p (well...I could quite easily, actually. Could you?)

This is one o' them 8" records. Gives tons of info on the front, which is good in this case.

Five years from when? Heh.

The album doesn't teach you how to get one of these, unfortunately.

In other words, devote your life to making money and you might succeed. :p

This album was a HUGE success. According to his wiki page, "In 1956 he produced a spoken word record, The Strangest Secret, which sold over a million copies, making it the first spoken-word recording to achieve Gold Record status."